when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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