I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
did you just send me my own nude
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
