But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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