I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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