He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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