She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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