I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
only if we run a train.
done.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just found puke in my bra..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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