Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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