Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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