This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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