We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My vagina just recognized that song.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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