He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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