you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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