Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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