i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Pants are for mortals
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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