new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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