I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
as a side note pls kill me
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So apparently I’m into choking now
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