i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
