Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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