My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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