absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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