no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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