this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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