: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she peed on how many people?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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