Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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