Your tits are I can't wait for
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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