question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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