I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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