drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I love you.
Bad choice
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