I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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