She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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