I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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