Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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