he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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