I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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