Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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