Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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