what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
