i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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