it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just google imaged poop.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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