all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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