sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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