I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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