dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
