When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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