you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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