? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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