Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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