I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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