What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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