Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We have started to decorate penises.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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