If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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